That's Not What I Heard: Archive

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bethanxo: such a downton fan girl.

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Dec 28th

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“My mom asked if there was a price difference between a hardback and paperback...”

– Read more of this week’s Parents Just Don’t Understand (via collegehumor)

Dec 28th

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Baby this drink is totally safe, I swear. Also...

Sylvie: You know what I'm all about this Holiday?
Me: What?
Sylvie: Baby It's Cold Outside. I keep hearing it everywhere. And you know what I noticed?
Me: What?
Sylvie: That song is kinda rape-y. Like...she clearly says no several times but he keeps going.
Me: Way to ruin Christmas, Sylvie. 
Sylvie: I'm just saying.

Dec 22nd

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Things to do before you Die

1. Learn choreography to THRILLER. We’ve all been there. You’re at someone’s wedding, you’ve had a couple of drinks, sussed out which bridesmaid/groomsmen you’ll try and tongue before the end of the night when all of a sudden Michael Jackson’s Thriller comes on. Time to bust a move. You have a vague recollection of some of MJ’s moves. A shuffle here. A foot drag there. You got this. Except...

Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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For the love of God save the wedding cake

There are probably more important things to rant about, people, but I don’t care. This is serious business. So serious I brought in Mr. McConaughey here (seen here in his criminally-overlooked-by-the-Academy-masterpiece Ghosts of Girlfriends Past) WITH HIS SHIRT ON as an example. I’m sorry, but stop it, stop it, comedy writers. Wedding cake (or any cake) on the floor is no laughing matter. No...

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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Watch

thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: After a week of shaky, shoddy leaks and bootlegs, the new trailer for Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises has finally been officially released. The third and final installment in Nolan’s Batman trilogy, which stars Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, and Morgan Freeman, Anne Hathaway, and Tom Hardy, is due to break the box office on July...

Dec 20th

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imagination is a powerful deceiver: Have you read... →

annajarzab: Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety. Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt. 1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series - J.K. Rowling 5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George...

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Dec 16th

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Holiday Party Fun

Steph: What is this?
Me: Caramel and bacon popcorn. It's delicious.
Steph: (Pause) It tastes like diaper. Like a diaper aftertaste.
Me: What? No.
Steph: Yeah.
Me: Wait...So have you tasted diaper before?
Steph: (laughs)
Me: That's not an answer.

Dec 16th

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